Friday
Jan142011

After Rock Fest 2010

Daniel D'Angelo




I regrettably turned like six people into stone today.

It was sort of an accident.

But, I would chisel new haircuts for each of them.

They might be distracted from revenge if they discovered I had done them a moderately-exciting kindness.

Alas, I’m not good with a rock hammer and I chunked an ear off my first subject. 

After that, I fled.

I had no idea how to unstone them. 

Plus, it was raining and it meant nothing for them to get wet.

I was cold.