A unicycle was left outside the school, near the student entrance. One young boy mounted it, fell, and died. Another young boy ran over to see what had happened to the first young boy, but, on seeing the unicycle laying there in the grass, he, too, mounted it, fell, and died. Then a third young boy fell and died, and a fourth, and a fifth. When the sixth young boy fell and died, I got sick of watching them and walked over to Dunkin Donuts where, they say, everything is now buy one get one free, but only for a limited time.